I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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