Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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