clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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