Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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