Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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