I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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