Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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