you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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