So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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