is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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