belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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