Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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