His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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