I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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