id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You took a bar mat shot.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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