Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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