butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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