That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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