Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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