wat bout pragnant strippers??
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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