What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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