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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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