3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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