I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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