It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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