She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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