I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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