Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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