that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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