Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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