Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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