yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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