he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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