escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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