those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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