I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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