remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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