I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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