Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We talked him into tasing himself.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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