Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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