Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I have post one night stand depression
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