Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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