his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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