She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
