belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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