The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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