I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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