bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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