There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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