brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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