So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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