u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
