in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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