found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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