i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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